GREETINGS,
RESPECT IS DUE TO THE CLUSTER OF SPIDERS THAT RELENTLESSLY STRIVE IN EXPLORING MY BATHROOM WALL. EVERY MOMENT, EACH TIME AND AGAIN, YOUR POPULATION CONTINUES TO AMAZE ME. CREEPING FROM ANY SIDE, RIGHT, LEFT, UP OR DOWN, ALL IN YOUR COLONY ARE TRULY HEROIC SURVIVORS WORTHY OF PRAISE. THROUGH THE YEARS WE HAVE FOUGHT MANY BATTLES. OVER A LIFETIME IN THIS PLACE, I HAVE EITHER REMOVED STUBBORN PERSONNEL FROM MY SIGHT, SOAKED THAT TENACIOUS PURSUIT DOWN THE DRAIN OR SMASHED LIFE OUT OF YOUR MISSION. DESPITE ALL EFFORT, MY FAILURE TO WIPE YOU OUT IS NOT ONLY CLEAR EVIDENCE OF YOUR GREAT SUCCESS BUT ALSO AN ADMIRABLE DISPLAY OF USING NATURAL TALENT, DEVELOPED SKILL AND ACCIDENTAL LUCK IN YOUR ADVANTAGE. CHEERS TO YOU, SPIDERS. YOU TRULY ARE AN EXEMPLARY "TOUR DE FORCE".
GOD BLESS.
JEF
