GREETINGS, CHANGE HAS FINALLY COME.
WE CAN NOW FIND COMFORT IN A NEW SET OF IDEALS. AN EXPEDIENT PHENOMENON HAS FINALLY APPROACHED US.
ARMED WITH A HEAVY DOSE OF THE MOST BRUTAL ACTION THAT CLEVERLY SHIFTS
BETWEEN LUST AND VIOLENCE, THIS GLUTTONOUS EXPERIENCE SUMMONS THE ANIMAL INSIDE NOURISHING OUR DARKEST DESIRES THAT SATISFIES A NEED THE EVOLUTION OF MANKIND HAS BEEN TAUGHT TO IGNORE.
OMITTING ALL UNNECESSARY DISTRACTIONS THAT PLAGUE THE STEADY STREAM OF COMMERCIAL FANTASIA WITH ALL STAR CASTS AND COMICAL SPECIAL EFFECTS GRAVELY DETRACTING FROM THE ESSENCE AND AUTHENTICITY OF A STORY SIMILAR TO THE UNSATISFACTORY TASTE OF THE OVERLY SALTY POPCORN CRUSHED BETWEEN YOUR
TIGHTLY CLENCHED JAWS AS YOUR EYES STEADILY FOCUS ON THE MAYHEM THAT YOUR
BRAIN STRUGGLES TO PROCESS BEING IN STATES OF A HEALTHY MIX OF SHOCK AND BLISS WHICH CAN ONLY BE LETHAL IN ANY OTHER SITUATION.
THE DEVELOPMENT AND TRANSLATION OF THIS FILM FROM IT'S COMIC BOOK CONCEPTION IS LEGENDARY BY ALL CATEGORICAL STANDARDS IN ITS DAY BECAUSE IT IS ONE OF THE FIRST AMERICAN MADE MOVIES IN THE CENSORSHIP ERA OF THE 21ST CENTURY THAT LEAVES LITTLE TO QUERY AND THE IMAGINATION AS IT BLUNTLY DISPLAYS THE TYPICAL AMERICAN STEREOTYPES THROUGH DOMESTIC MINDS WITH INTERNATIONAL EYES SPILLING IT ALL OUT
REGARDLESS OF LEVELS OF TACT AND POLITICAL CORRECTNESS REPLACING
UNADULTERATED CANDOR WITH NO REMORSE.
EVEN THE MOST IMMACULATE BEING ON THIS EARTH WILL TEMPORARILY BE CORRUPTED
WITH SUCH A SAVAGE OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE THAT ULTIMATELY CLEARS THEM OF ALL
RESPONSIBILITIES FROM THE TIME THEY SET TO EMBARK ON THIS JOURNEY UNTIL THE
MOMENT CLOSING CREDITS START TO FALL LIKE TEARS AT A TRAGIC FUNERAL MARKING AN
END TO THIS BITTERSWEET EXPLOSION THAT FOREVER CAN ONLY BE KNOWN AS A TRUE
AMERICAN SAGA.
THIS VISUALLY ERUPTING VOLCANO AND SONIC DOWN-PORE SEEMINGLY FAR EXCEEDING
THE MAXIMUM 100 DECIBELS REQUIRED BY LAW IN ANY THEATER WHICH IRONICALLY PLAYS
QUITE WELL AS IT COMPLEMENTS ALL THE BARRIER BREAKING RELENTLESS VULGARITY BUT
STAYS TRUE TO HARSH REALITIES OF OUR WORLD TODAY HAS CHANGED MY LIFE.
WE ARE ALL FORTUNATE TO BE A PART OF SOCIETY AS THIS BREAKTHROUGH IN POPULAR
CULTURE DAWNS UPON OUR SIMPLE LIVES. IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE, THIS GENUINE ENTERTAINMENT OF A FILM WITHOUT PERSUASIVE AGENDAS OR SHAMELESS PROMOTION WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED.THE WATCHMEN DIRECTED BY ZACK SNYDER IS AN ICON.
GOD BLESS,
JEF
